I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I have aggressive nipples.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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