how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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