I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
I am spending my child support on dildos
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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