im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
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