Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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