I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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