I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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