David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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