Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
That accounts for only three of the penises
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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