i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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