when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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