she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
