I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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