We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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