that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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