she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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