In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Someone signed my nipple.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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