but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Rumble strips road head = magical
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Randomize
