I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Randomize
