I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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