New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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