I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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