So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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