I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
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