Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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