Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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