talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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