I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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