His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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