kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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