covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
is wine microwaveable?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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