you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
