just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
he fucked my hip out of place.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Dear god my vagina.
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