found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I enjoy the company of your penis
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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