just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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