I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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