id be glad to
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
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