omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
lets start a swedish sibling band together
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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