Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
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