I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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