at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
this boner is exhausting
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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