K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Randomize
