She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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