Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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