What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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