Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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