So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Randomize
