Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
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