She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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