got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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